New test opening
Location: Seattle,Washington,Estados Unidos
Chief Treat Testing Officer – DogPlanet
Location: Remote (but must be in a home with at least one Very Good Dog)
Reports to: CEO (Chief Excited Over-dogs)
Job Overview:
DogPlanet is seeking a highly motivated and snack-driven Chief Treat Testing Officer to lead our rigorous, highly scientific (and slightly drooly) treat evaluation program. This top-dog role is responsible for sniffing out the best flavors, testing new treat recipes, and ensuring only the most tail-waggingly delicious snacks make it to our customers.
Key Responsibilities:
- Conduct thorough taste tests with a panel of expert canine consultants.
- Provide honest, unfiltered feedback (tail wags, zoomies, or dramatic side-eyes).
- Oversee treat durability tests (a.k.a. “How many chomps until it’s gone?”).
- Evaluate treat crunch-to-chew ratio with precision.
- Report findings via excited barking, begging for more, or suspicious sniffing.
Requirements:
- Must love dogs. Like, really love dogs.
- At least 3+ years experience in dog-petting and snack-dispensing.
- Ability to interpret canine feedback (e.g., “Is that a happy boof or a ‘this is mid’ boof?”).
- Comfortable with working in a fast-paced, fur-covered environment.
Perks & Benefits:
- Unlimited treats (for research purposes, of course).
- A workplace full of good boys and girls.
- The ability to say you literally get paid to give dogs snacks.
Apply today and help shape the future of dog snacking at DogPlanet!
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